• As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.

    Jim Carrey

  • The stage is sacred. Whether you're a comedian, a dancer, an actor, it doesn't matter. The stage is sacred and you should treat it as such.

    Amy Poehler

  • Every time I do stand-up, I'm always like, 'This is going to be the best stand-up I've ever done!'

    Eddie Murphy

  • You're not going to get anywhere as a stand-up until you learn how to handle that silence.

    Bill Burr